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5 Apr

“Virgin boy eggs” (neatorama.com)

Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

Rocker gets rabies shots after bat urinates in his eye“:¬†Andrew Elstner, the guitarist of metal band Torche, was staying at a friend’s house in St. Louis, and when he flipped on the ceiling fan, he scared the piss out of a trapped bat and it gave him a golden shower in his eye. Maybe the bat was looking for Ozzy.

Police free sex shop customer from handcuffs: Sometimes, a sex shop employee will ask if you want them to put batteries in a vibrator before you buy it to make sure it works. But if they ask if you want to try out the whips and chains, you should probably say no.

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